Curated Gift Box
Sorry I Taught Your Kid That Word
In my defense, I didn't know they were listening.
You said something. A child heard it. They repeated it. Loudly. In public. This box helps you navigate the aftermath of accidental vocabulary expansion.
What's Inside
A small trophy recognizing your involvement in the child's development. Participation-level only.
Kid-friendly alternatives for every word they should not have learned from you.
A written account of the event, filed for family records. Tone: apologetic but slightly amused.
Because the child will say it again. Probably at dinner. Definitely in front of grandma.
What Recipients Say
“My toddler said the word at Thanksgiving dinner. My brother-in-law sent this the next day. The incident report was uncomfortably detailed.”
“Our nephew learned a word from us at the barbecue. He said it to the pastor the following Sunday. The participation trophy now sits on our mantle as a warning.”