Curated Gift Box
Sorry I Stole Your Parking Spot for 8 Months
I knew it was yours. You knew I knew.
Eight months of silent parking lot tension, resolved in one beautifully packaged box. This is for when the unspoken finally needs to be spoken.
What's Inside
New car scent, because your parking experience deserves to feel fresh again.
An official-looking document restoring your parking karma to pre-theft levels.
Illustrated with care. Includes the one by the dumpster that's always open and the one that's technically not a spot.
It's not about the amount. It's about the gesture. And the amount is $0.47.
What Recipients Say
“Eight months of silent parking lot tension, resolved by a $0.47 gas card. I have never felt more seen.”
“I knew it was her spot. She knew I knew. The hand-drawn map of alternative spots included one labeled 'technically a loading zone' and I respect that level of honesty.”