Curated Gift Box
Sorry I Saw Your Screen Time Report
Seven hours of TikTok is between you and your god.
The notification popped up. You saw it. They saw you see it. This box helps both of you move past the moment with dignity intact.
What's Inside
An officially unofficial document certifying that no judgment has been or will be passed.
For the eyes that have seen too much — of screens, and of each other's screen time.
An angled stand that ensures your screen time report faces only you and the ceiling.
For refreshing eyes and, symbolically, starting over.
What Recipients Say
“My wife saw my 11-hour screen time and said nothing. But the box arrived on Monday. The phone stand facing away from witnesses was a masterclass in passive support.”
“My teenager left her phone unlocked and I saw the screen time report. I sent this to her as a peace offering. She said the blue light glasses were 'actually kind of cute.'”