Curated Gift Box
Sorry I Ghosted You in 2019
I saw your texts. All of them.
You disappeared. They noticed. This box is a tangible acknowledgment that you received every single message and chose, for reasons you may not fully understand yourself, to respond to none of them.
What's Inside
A chronological list of every reason you almost responded. None of them were good enough, apparently.
Scented with hindsight and good intentions. Burns for the approximate duration of your absence.
A formal document requesting reinstatement of communication privileges. References required.
Printed on premium cardstock. A conversation artifact from a simpler time.
What Recipients Say
“I ghosted my college roommate for four years. This box reopened the conversation. The friendship re-application form took her three days to fill out.”
“My buddy disappeared for three years and then this box showed up. The handwritten timeline of excuses was six pages long. Not one of them was good. I appreciated every page.”