Curated Gift Box
Sorry I Brought a Guitar to Your Party
I really thought people would want to hear Wonderwall.
You brought a guitar to a gathering that did not require one. The room shifted. Conversations stopped. This box is your path to social redemption.
What's Inside
A display case for your pick, formally retired from party service.
An original composition expressing regret. Mercifully, only the lyrics are included.
A pocket-sized reference for social cue interpretation. Chapter 1: When Not to Play Wonderwall.
A high-quality auxiliary cable, symbolizing the transfer of musical control to someone — anyone — else.
What Recipients Say
“I brought an acoustic guitar to my friend's housewarming. This box arrived two days later. The guitar pick shadowbox is now on my wall. I've made peace with it.”
“My husband brought his guitar to my boss's dinner party. I sent him this the next day. He has not brought the guitar to a social event since. The aux cord was the turning point.”