Curated Gift Box
Happy Anniversary of Moving Back In
It's temporary. It's been two years. It's temporary.
You moved back home. Temporarily. This box marks the anniversary of your temporary return with the warmth and gentle denial the situation requires.
What's Inside
A doormat that says "Temporary" in a font that suggests permanence.
A formal template for updating household terms. Includes clauses about thermostat rights and pantry access.
It also doesn't want to be there. But it's making the best of it.
A curated selection of apartments you could afford if everything goes according to plan.
What Recipients Say
“Year two of living with my parents. The 'Temporary' welcome mat is still there. So am I. The cactus is thriving, which is more than I can say for my independence.”
“My parents sent me this on the one-year anniversary of my 'temporary' return. The apartment listing printout was passive-aggressive genius. I love them.”