Curated Gift Box
Congrats on Surviving the Reorg
Your role is safe. Probably. For now.
The org chart changed. Your title may have changed. Your desk didn't move but your manager's manager's manager is now someone named Craig. This box celebrates the specific relief of still being employed.
What's Inside
Printed fresh this morning. Obsolete by lunch.
A daily-use ceramic mug for the organizationally displaced.
Squeeze it. Pivot. Squeeze again. Just like Q3 planning.
"We're excited about what's ahead." Framed. Ready to hang above a desk that may or may not still be yours.
What Recipients Say
“Survived my fourth reorg. The stress ball shaped like a pivot table is now my most-used desk item.”
“We both survived the reorg but ended up in different departments. We sent each other the same box on the same day. The org charts were already outdated by the time they arrived.”