Curated Gift Box
Congrats on Becoming the Family IT Person
You connected the printer once. There's no going back.
You fixed one thing. Now you fix everything. This box honors the family member who became the unofficial tech support department by accident.
What's Inside
An iron-on patch for your uniform. Because this is your job now.
For logging every time you remotely fixed something while quietly resenting it.
Step 1: Is it plugged in? Step 2: Is it turned on? Step 3: Call me anyway, I guess.
Hand these out at family gatherings. They won't help, but they'll make you feel seen.
What Recipients Say
“I connected the printer at Thanksgiving 2022. I have since configured two routers, recovered a hacked Facebook account, and explained what 'the cloud' is four times. This box arrived from my cousin. The flowchart is laminated, which tells me she knows I'll need it again.”
“I fixed my mom's iPad once and now I'm on call for the entire extended family. The business card reading 'Not Actually in IT' has been handed out at three family events. Nobody has read it.”