Odd Occasions
Condolences for Your Expired Free Trial

Curated Gift Box

Condolences for Your Expired Free Trial

You meant to cancel. We all meant to cancel.

$27.93

The trial ended. The charge went through. This box mourns the $14.99 you'll never see again and provides tools to ensure this tragedy doesn't repeat itself.

What's Inside

Sympathy Bouquet (Dried)
Sympathy Bouquet (Dried)

Preserved flowers for a loss that doesn't quite warrant fresh ones.

Memorial Card for the $14.99/Month
Memorial Card for the $14.99/Month

"In loving memory of money that was here and then wasn't. Gone but not refunded."

Budgeting Pamphlet
Budgeting Pamphlet

A gentle introduction to subscription awareness. No shame. Just numbers.

Free Trial Tracker
Free Trial Tracker

A wall calendar specifically designed for marking trial end dates. Never again.

What Recipients Say

Tamara Voss
Tamara Voss
Received the Condolences for Your Expired Free Trial box

I forgot to cancel three free trials in one month. My roommate sent me this. The tracker calendar is now on my fridge.

Marcus Chen
Marcus Chen
Received the Condolences for Your Expired Free Trial box

I let a meditation app charge me $79.99 for a year of inner peace I never accessed. My wife sent this. The dried sympathy bouquet was the right level of mourning.